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DISCLAIMER: Kids, the following story is in direct conflict with the well-meaning, safety-minded folks who host and moderate this site. The acts depicted are not suggested and are in most cases illegal.

My friend Steve has an XL he's in the process of Motarding and while it's jigsawed he's put together a Honda Hawk GT. I smoked him on the DRZ last time out, so he was looking for a bit of revenge today.

He didn't get it.

I didn't get a chance to do the 3X3 and jetting, but I did slap the 14T CS sprocket on in place of the 15T stocker and I can say it made the motor more....um....useable? Anyway, power was more readily available and topend was still in the upper 90's. It made me much more aggressive.

We were on Louisiana country switchbacks and twistys doing stupid things in traffic....with ease. I didn't get a chance to wave to the Harley rider I met during the run, but he knew I was there as I passed him on the right in a left hand turn.

It impressed the cop who says he hit me in the brisket with a laser which told him we were in the 90's in a 40mph zone of curve after curve. He told us it took 5 miles to catch us and was glad we had backed off.

We were impressed when he called us in, ran our priors and let us off with "the only break you're going to get in these parts" as he rode a Harley (off duty) and said he understood tuning runs, but to recognize the danger to others and to pull our heads out of our asses, which we did....a bit.

Man, I dove into some corners ALOT faster than I ever intended and this bike saved my ass squealin' rear rubber so many times, I came to count on it after a while and actually welcome the sound. I read here or on Thumper Talk about the "lead with your face" style of riding and I am officially an advocate. This is a dirtbike in riding config, so ride it that way. Got it.

For 2 hours, I was no longer 40 years old wanting to get my moto legs back. 6 years ago, I was teaching myself how to walk again after multiple open reduction surgeries. Now I've jumped this bike 30 feet and looking for a better place to jump for more air and have been "the guy on the side of the road" busted for grab-assing on public roads in excess of 90mph on a 400cc bike.

It was the stupidest thing I intend to do on this bike.

...until I find a better place to jump it.

Those of you who smile at poetic justice can sleep sound in the knowlege that when I swung a leg after Johnny Law turned the other way, I picked up a 4 inch long nail in the rear that went in tangentially (like a splinter). Yeah, I picked up a nail, but luckily, I pulled it and there's no leak. I'm a lucky son of a gun.

I'll plug the tire if the tool will go in, otherwise I'll leave it. The tube's seemingly good to go.

I need to find a local track so I make it to 41. More experienced racers will help keep my humility to appropriate levels, too.

What a day!!!
 

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Sounds like you had a blast!! I rode mine to work on Friday. Its mainly all highway, but lets just say I took the long way home so I could have some fun. I do admit there was some slight hooliganism.
Interesting you went down a tooth on the counter shaft sprocket. My bike seems to rev up real quick, so I was going to go up one to 16t. I figured after I do the 3x3 mod it will balance out perfect.
 

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Great story man, made me smile! Sometimes you just have to get out and blow the dust off! We all need to play hooligan every once in a while.
Good luck finding a track, it's the most fun you can have on two wheels!!

Keep safe and Keep the dirty side down!!
BC
 

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Great narrative! Good info too, on that 14T cs. I was waiting for your results...great write up...better than a magazine would do. Ain't nothing like real world...Johnny Law included. I believe I now have good reason to run the 14T cs on my DRZ. Thanks!
 

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I believe I now have good reason to run the 14T cs on my DRZ. Thanks!
It's the best "performance" money you'll spend for the effect (not drastic, but nice) and the topend comes down negligibly. Hard on it for 77 miles and got 51mpg!

I think everyone who wants to ride harder than commuting on one of these should give it the wake-up call of a 14T CS sprocket. 10 minutes to swap. Adjuster out to the 5th notch.

Do not forget to bend the CS sprocket lock washer back as the factory had it!!! I used blue RTV.

Got my 44T rear in today, but think I'll wait until the 3x3 mod this week so I don't kill myself wheelieing Baton Rouge's only hill climbing streetbike. I can only modify the bike up to my skill level to ride it....

Hope none of you clowns are trying to outbid "aircoolerej" on Ebay for the XL-UFO light set.....
:D

Man, this bike is the best purchase I've made in a looooooooong time!

"Get on your bikes and RIDE!" - Queen Fat Bottomed Girls
 

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I understand.

Today I had a cop exclaim, "I don't know what to do with you!" with a bit of a smirk under his heavy mustache.
"Huh?" I replied doing my best not to look like a deer caught in headlights.

See, I went to a store on my 'tard. When I was leaving people where in the way, so I hopped off a curb, signaled with my hand, power wheelied for a bit, pitched the bike sideways in a left-hand corner, hooned through a right-hand corner and carried on my merry way.

Six blocks later a cop pulled me over.

The cop was cool and didn't give me a ticket because he'd never seen anybody wheelie around a corner while giving a hand signal.

Moral: Stupid human skills are both a blessing and a curse.
 

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The Fuzz!!!

AWESOME!!!!! I also had a little run in.... i had my smr450 parked in the driveway before the sheriff managed to even get onto my street and after telling me several times what the speed limit was and to slow down yada yada he was so pissed and he got in his cruiser and split...... the neighbors loved it because he was checking out the bike and my license etc.......... he had to move his batman tool belt off of his giant gut (he must be boss hogs brother) so he could bend down to confirm my slightly hidden led taillight!!!!!!!! i have never had so much fun doing nothing wrong!!!!!!!! the best part was i had a gallon of milk and a box of honeynut cheerios in my backpack and yes, he asked if he could look in my bag..... i guess the new drugrunner vehicles are supermoto hooligans!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT A GREAT 4TH of JULY WEEKEND THAT WAS!!!!!! :arsenal
 
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