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An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Italian handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Italian produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Italian for using a
$250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it. Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'

The Italian replied: 'Minga, where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?'

Ah, the Italians.... Bada Bing!
 

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hence the 2 week trip, or am i missing something?
 

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:laughingr:clap:
 

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Great joke! I've heard it before with a Rolls.

Where in Rockland are you? I'm in Pomona.
 

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That's just down the road. My friend has a Karate School over there.
 

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Nice

I need to meet up with you Rockland people

Frankie took me to take my motorcycle test way back :thumbup:
 

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Yep, that's him. I was just over there on Sunday for their party and the parade. Do you train with him? Next time you see him tell him Steele says hi.
Nah, my kids used to train with him, I know him from hanging out there during their sessions, I will say hello

Nice

I need to meet up with you Rockland people

Frankie took me to take my motorcycle test way back :thumbup:
What's up Mike, still riding? Hows things?
 

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Nah, my kids used to train with him, I know him from hanging out there during their sessions, I will say hello


What's up Mike, still riding? Hows things?
Always riding somehow :D Have been getting in a bit of trouble, was wondering if you heard anything from PD friends haha. I just sold my CBR to pick up a Huskey 510. Should be here tomorrow or Friday. Do you still ride the Xr? We need to ride sometime :thumbup:
 

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what could you suggest for 2020?
This is really good news, but it is useful for those who have no problems with banks or credit status is good. In other cases, you can not even try to get a loan, because it will not succeed. Last year I needed to take a loan for the first time in my life, and I turned to several banks that were refused because of poor credit status. It is good that a friend recommended contacting a reliable company that is ready to provide a loan even despite this shortcoming. Folkia Lån ® Logg inn på min side ᐈ Få lån opp til 20000 kr | Credit-10 these guys really helped me out.
 
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