Crap! Didn't think about the contractor with a ladder or flatbed loaded with 2X6s...
I'll keep my head down hope it just glances off my helmet! Or block it with the bark busters and keep sliding through the isles.
Maybe just stay in the gardening or plumbing sections.
That reminds me:
When we were kids in San Antonio, there was a small mall in our neighborhood (Colonies North mall), and me and my buddy used to ride our BMX bikes through it ALL the time! Bunny hoppin the benches, power sliding on the slick floor- just being little hooligans. We must have been chased out ten times! BTW, this was in the early eighties when everybody had trick bikes and raced. Not like today with fat kids on cheap bikes that can't even air up their tires correctly...
The mall really didn't have much.... a grocery store, Christian Science Reading room, 5 &10, etc.. Dang that was fun! Just think if you added a motor!
Back to the sliders. What size do I need for the front axle and what about the bigger sides?