Yeah I have a suggestion. Do what most other people (who have legal immigration status) are doing and leave Cali. Could there be a state that the government has f'ed things up more than Cali? This is just one more reason. Sorry, just had to say it.
1) Buy or borrow a cluster with more than 7500 miles on it.
2) Rig up something (electric motor) to spin the front wheel enough to put 7500 miles on the bike.
2009 KTM 690 SMC (Urban Assault.....Like a fun girlfriend.)
2006 Honda CRF 450R (Dirty Bidness.......She's a hoe!)
2008 WR 2-Fiddy X ------Sold--------